justthetwats - private league page
For the inmates of Just The Talk.
Carrots & Grass (Zymurgy1) - score: 272
Joe Hart 
(30)
Jérôme Boateng 
(37) Sergio Ramos 
(28) Kyle Walker (14) Laurent Koscielny 
(37) Bacary Sagna (14)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (65) Cesc Fàbregas (16)
Wayne Rooney (13) Cristiano Ronaldo 
(12) Zlatan Ibrahimović 
(6)
Twat Petrol Emotion (samesamebutdifferent) - score: 261
Darren Randolph 
(12)
Sergio Ramos (28) Martin Škrtel 
(53) Patrice Evra (38) Pepe (8)
Emre Can (21) Dele Alli (14) Marouane Fellaini 
(37)
Mario Mandžukić 
(26) Jamie Vardy (4) Olivier Giroud (20)
Lallanas in Pyjamas (crabbsie) - score: 260
Joe Hart (30)
Mats Hummels (27) Kamil Glik 
(18) Vedran Ćorluka (38) Darijo Srna (37)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (65) Sergio Busquets (31) David Silva (24)
Duje Čop (2) Nani (-16) Ciro Immobile 
(4)
Twatan Uber Allies (davedanon) - score: 250
Wayne Hennessey 
(12)
Jérôme Boateng (37) Pepe (8) Matteo Darmian (22)
Sergio Busquets (31) Adam Lallana (12) Joe Allen (33) Marouane Fellaini (37) James McCarthy (31)
Gareth Bale (21) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
NiksZonderNed (TRaney) - score: 250
Etrit Berisha 
(4)
Jonny Evans 
(21) Hakan Balta 
(24) Ján Durica (23) Chris Gunter (31) Tamás Kádár 
(46) Pepe (8)
Mehmet Topal (8) Lorik Cana (42) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Red Star Belgravia (quattrobhoy) - score: 244
Joe Hart (30)
Jonny Evans (21) Patrice Evra (38) Laurent Koscielny (37) Pepe (8) John O'Shea (14)
Sergio Busquets (31) Marouane Fellaini (37) Daniele De Rossi (15)
Kyle Lafferty (7) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Boom Xhakalaka (dreams99) - score: 236
Etrit Berisha (4)
Jordi Alba (12) Naser Aliji (0) Patrice Evra (38) Pepe (8) Seamus Coleman (26)
Sergio Busquets (31) Joe Ledley (32) Kári Árnason 
(35) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Wayne Rooney (13)
The Wonderers (Harry Blaen) - score: 236
Joe Hart (30)
César Azpilicueta (0) Danny Rose (14) Ashley Williams (13) Bruno Alves (1)
Mesut Özil (62) Cesc Fàbregas (16) Aaron Ramsey (47) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Jamie Vardy (4) Cristiano Ronaldo (12)
Twat Back Four (WidowTwatty) - score: 234
Roy Carroll (0)
Jonny Evans (21) Martin Škrtel (53) Laurent Koscielny (37) Pepe (8)
James Milner (6) Joe Ledley (32) Valon Behrami 
(16) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Jamie Vardy (4) Olivier Giroud (20)
kumtwats (knownot) - score: 220
Yurl Lodygin 
(0)
Mats Hummels (27) Florian Klein 
(12) Shane Duffy (42)
Odise Roshi (8) Kingsley Coman (33) Yannick Carrasco (14)
Duje Čop (2) Wayne Rooney (13) Alfred Finnbogason (35) Graziano Pellè (34)
Battle Royale FC (Lewisao) - score: 220
Igor Akinfeev (12)
Sergio Ramos (28) Martin Škrtel (53) Pepe (8)
Sergio Busquets (31) Dele Alli (14) Jack Wilshere (14) Morgan Schneiderlin (0) Marouane Fellaini (37) Thiago Motta (22)
Ricardo Quaresma (1)
Salt n Pepe (Rusty) - score: 219
Igor Akinfeev (12)
Vedran Ćorluka (38) Patrice Evra (38) Pepe (8) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Paul Pogba (40) Marouane Fellaini (37) Eden Hazard (12)
Kyle Lafferty (7) Wayne Rooney (13) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
can australie come second in this? (alfanaut) - score: 218
Roy Carroll (0)
Chris Smalling (14) Eric Dier (13) Samuel Umtiti (33) Pepe (8)
Stuart Dallas (33) Marko Rog (12) Joe Ledley (32) Julian Baumgartlinger (12)
Mario Mandžukić (26) Alfred Finnbogason (35)
RoyHodgsonIsATwat (fogger) - score: 217
Simon Mignolet (0)
Sergio Ramos (28) Ben Davies (33) Pepe (8) John O'Shea (14)
Nuri Şahin (6) Dele Alli (14) Lorik Cana (42) Paul Pogba (40)
Olivier Giroud (20) Cristiano Ronaldo (12)
mancini<3 (jeffrulz4ever) - score: 216
Hannes Halldórsson (56)
Sergio Ramos (28) Ahmet Çalık (0) Attila Fiola (0) Pepe (8)
Sami Khedira (25) Marouane Fellaini (37) Eden Hazard (12) Emanuele Giaccherini (11) Stefano Sturaro (26)
Wayne Rooney (13)
HowCouldYouNotPickPepe? (SOAR1) - score: 213
Gianluigi Buffon (4)
Gareth McAuley (24) Domagoj Vida (41) Chris Smalling (14) Martin Škrtel (53) Pepe (8) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Valon Behrami (16) Granit Xhaka (28)
Wayne Rooney (13) Jamie Vardy (4)
TwattyPeculiar (MontyPeculiar) - score: 209
Robert Almer (10)
Jonny Evans (21) Juanfran (10) Gary Cahill (22) Laurent Koscielny (37) Christian Fuchs (20) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8)
Sergio Busquets (31) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Marko Arnautović (12)
Aylesbury United (markymark123) - score: 206
Thibaut Courtois (6)
Juanfran (10) Sergio Ramos (28) Arlind Ajeti (6) Patrice Evra (38)
Volkan Şen (12) Dele Alli (14) Granit Xhaka (28) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Gareth Bale (21) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Thugs United (spartak) - score: 192
Thibaut Courtois (6)
Mats Hummels (27) Sergio Ramos (28) Patrice Evra (38) Pepe (8)
Sergio Busquets (31) Dele Alli (14) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Kyle Lafferty (7) Nani (-16) Cristiano Ronaldo (12)
Twat King Goal (Yogi) - score: 192
Rui Patrício (-8)
Gerard Piqué (6) Sergio Ramos (28) Eric Dier (13) Pepe (8) Matteo Darmian (22)
Sergio Busquets (31) Lorik Cana (42) Granit Xhaka (28) Daniele De Rossi (15)
Kyle Lafferty (7)
NotVery Athletic (BBBilly) - score: 190
Darren Randolph (12)
Chris Smalling (14) Gary Cahill (22) Răzvan Raț 
(16) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Mario Mandžukić (26) Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
twatterflies (butterflyeffect) - score: 189
Roy Carroll (0)
Marek Suchý 
(0) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (65) Burim Kukeli (24) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Duje Čop (2) Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Graziano Pellè (34) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Twat's The Way (I Like It) (VinceNoir) - score: 188
Keiren Westwood (0)
Domagoj Vida (41) Sergio Ramos (28) Eliaquim Mangala (6) Răzvan Raț (16) Tamás Kádár (46) Pepe (8) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Dele Alli (14) Axel Witsel (17)
Jamie Vardy (4)
cocks n balls (bignosebignose) - score: 185
Simon Mignolet (0)
Chris Baird (4) Artem Fedetskiy 
(30) Héctor Bellerín (0) Martin Škrtel (53) Pepe (8) John O'Shea (14) Andreas Granqvist (6)
Juraj Kucka (35) Kim Källström (6)
Zoltán Gera (29)
Sommertime Kuckout (PaperRustler) - score: 181
Yann Sommer (1)
Chris Smalling (14) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Juraj Kucka (35) Lorik Cana (42) Mousa Dembele (2) Marouane Fellaini (37) Albin Ekdal (16) Sebastian Larsson (8)
Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Les Bleus (FabioGrosso2006) - score: 179
Volkan Babacan (6)
Patrice Evra (38) Laurent Koscielny (37) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Toni Kroos (9) Marouane Fellaini (37) Daniele De Rossi (15)
Kyle Lafferty (7) Wayne Rooney (13)
Bales monkey magic (Ianwhizz) - score: 179
Lovre Kalinić (3)
Benedikt Höwedes (9) Gordon Schildenfeld (18) Chris Smalling (14) James Chester (43) Pepe (8) Ciaran Clark (20)
Daniele De Rossi (15) James McCarthy (31)
Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
They think he falls over (saintmatt) - score: 179
Joe Hart (30)
Sergio Ramos (28) John Stones (0) José Fonte (-17) Pepe (8)
Emre Can (21) Sami Khedira (25) Luka Modrić (19) Marouane Fellaini (37) Thiago Motta (22)
Soccer Balls of Twats (chazatwat) - score: 178
Roy Carroll (0)
Mats Hummels (27) Dragos Grigore (16) Attila Fiola (0) John O'Shea (14)
Dele Alli (14) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Jamie Vardy (4) Olivier Giroud (20) Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Graziano Pellè (34)
CSKA Twat (chosmops) - score: 178
Thibaut Courtois (6)
Sergio Ramos (28) Chris Smalling (14) Eliaquim Mangala (6) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8)
Ivan Rakitić (26) Aaron Ramsey (47) Daniele De Rossi (15)
Wayne Rooney (13) Aleksandr Kokorin (14)
Munkletwatvia (dmlc133) - score: 178
Roy Carroll (0)
Chris Baird (4) Gökhan Gönül (8) Gary Cahill (22) Ashley Williams (13) Tamás Kádár (46) Ragnar Sigurdsson (18) Pepe (8)
Marouane Fellaini (37) Glenn Whelan (16)
Twazzers aka Cozzer's Twats (cozzer) - score: 175
Michael McGovern (5)
Gerard Piqué (6) Sergio Ramos (28) James Chester (43) Jordan Lukaku (12)
Hakan Çalhanoğlu (10) Igor Denisov (0) Paul Pogba (40)
Wayne Rooney (13) Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Twats on Tour (NicolaBlue) - score: 174
Darren Randolph (12)
Sergio Ramos (28) Fabian Schar (21) Eliaquim Mangala (6) Pepe (8)
Sami Khedira (25) Grzegorz Krychowiak (6) Sergio Busquets (31) Valon Behrami (16) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Nani (-16)
Twatchester United (kiwizoidberg) - score: 168
Gábor Király (18)
Sergio Ramos (28) Chris Smalling (14) Stephan Lichtsteiner (17) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8) John O'Shea (14)
Marouane Fellaini (37)
Wayne Rooney (13) Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Ipswich Town Euro FC (globus71) - score: 166
Orges Shehi (0)
Patrice Evra (38) Eliaquim Mangala (6) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Emre Can (21) Dele Alli (14) Marek Hamšík (11) Daniele De Rossi (15)
Wayne Rooney (13) Graziano Pellè (34) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Raoul Moatdrid (baddams) - score: 160
Etrit Berisha (4)
Paddy McNair (4) Sergio Ramos (28) Pepe (8)
Dele Alli (14) Jonathan Williams (21) Valon Behrami (16) Marouane Fellaini (37) Aiden McGeady (8) David Meyler (0)
Olivier Giroud (20)
Real Sociopaths (VendorOQN) - score: 158
Petr Čech (10)
Attila Fiola (0) Pepe (8) Thomas Vermaelen (30) Mikael Lustig (4)
Julian Baumgartlinger (12) Kári Árnason (35) João Moutinho (-5) Marouane Fellaini (37)
Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Éder (15)
Brexit Megs It (Flunkflunkadiddleit) - score: 150
Simon Mignolet (0)
Jérôme Boateng (37) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8) Giorgio Chiellini (8)
Andrés Iniesta (10) Mehmet Topal (8) Marouane Fellaini (37) James McCarthy (31)
Jamie Vardy (4) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
The Dier Fuchs (Xuanzang) - score: 150
Thibaut Courtois (6)
Sergio Ramos (28) Chris Smalling (14) Gary Cahill (22) Ashley Williams (13) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8) Giorgio Chiellini (8) Richard Keogh (6)
Marouane Fellaini (37)
Kyle Lafferty (7)
Catford Twats (ScandieAndy) - score: 138
Joe Hart (30)
Ádám Lang (32) Elmar Bjarnason (7) Pepe (8) Andrea Barzagli (13)
Jakub Błaszczykowski (15) Denis Glushakov (4) Aleksandr Golovin (16) Ergys Kaçe (10)
Shkelzen Gashi (2) Ricardo Quaresma (1)
Pulsating first half (oohbetty) - score: 127
Mykyta Shevchenko (20)
Sergio Ramos (28) Eric Dier (13) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8)
Cesc Fàbregas (16) Dele Alli (14) Oleg Ivanov (0) Andy King (9)
Cristiano Ronaldo (12) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Sporting Gesture (Aloysius) - score: 125
Manuel Neuer (-18)
Gerard Piqué (6) Patrice Evra (38) Ricardo Carvalho (-12)
Mario Götze (12) Bastian Schweinsteiger (65) Jack Wilshere (14) João Moutinho (-5) Marco Parolo (15)
Jamie Vardy (4) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Costa's Wrong Cheek (CloakAndDagger) - score: 124
Gianluigi Buffon (4)
César Azpilicueta (0) Sergio Ramos (28) Bruno Alves (1) Pepe (8)
Emre Can (21) Cesc Fàbregas (16) Marouane Fellaini (37) Eden Hazard (12)
Wayne Rooney (13) Nani (-16)
dongododo (bernardlion) - score: 104
Gianluigi Buffon (4)
Paddy McNair (4) Igor Smolnikov (12) Jan Vertonghen (18)
Koke (0) Oleg Ivanov (0) Moussa Sissoko (17) Radja Nainggolan (5) Daniele De Rossi (15)
Nolito (25) Jamie Vardy (4)
Twattenham (Globulin) - score: 88
Thibaut Courtois (6)
Kyle Walker (14) Pepe (8) Jan Vertonghen (18)
Emre Can (21) Toni Kroos (9) Dele Alli (14) Sebastian Larsson (8) Pontus Wernbloom (0)
Nani (-16) Zlatan Ibrahimović (6)
Cunts! Cunts everywhere! (MummyHazel) - score: 63
Roy Carroll (0)
Ricardo Carvalho (-12) Pepe (8)
Caner Erkin (8) Dele Alli (14) Morgan Schneiderlin (0) László Kleinheisler (18) João Moutinho (-5) Daniele De Rossi (15)
Wayne Rooney (13) Jamie Vardy (4)