| 1. | Balles de Chatte | Craig B | 344 |
Hannes Halldórsson  (56) Artem Fedetskiy  (30) Yevhen Khacheridi (30) Kamil Glik  (18) Martin Škrtel  (53) Juraj Kucka (35) Andy King  (9) Ákos Elek  (30) Aron Gunnarsson (38) Glenn Whelan  (16) Zoltán Gera (29) |
| 2. | Tough Physical Hardworking Team | Cota | 303 |
| 3. | Racing Club Vichy | rmd | 285 |
| . | Flying Without Ings | stefoy | 285 |
| 5. | Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon | S | 281 |
| 6. | Knights of Columbus | bcahill | 280 |
| 7. | Brian Kilcline's Beard | daveski83 | 279 |
| 8. | E Street | Bigterry | 278 |
| . | I got the fouls like Souey | Buck Pete | 278 |
| 10. | Who ate all the pies?? | cenachav | 277 |
| 11. | AFC Sporting Unsporting | Bobo | 275 |
| . | rd's nameless team | rd | 275 |
| 13. | Carrots & Grass | Zymurgy1 | 272 |
| 14. | Mike 'Pele' Smalling | ACarney | 271 |
| . | Dinamo Deptford | Chepanzee | 271 |
| 16. | Merde | Getty | 269 |
| . | DeFantasticFoe | IanMoan | 269 |
| 18. | Les Relegateurs | TomatoQueen | 267 |
| 19. | Skunks XI | asita | 266 |
| 20. | Fat Twats | Fat Nicky Marino | 262 |
| . | Fuchs the Kuntz | benandrew | 262 |
| 22. | Twat Petrol Emotion | samesamebutdifferent | 261 |
| 23. | Lallanas in Pyjamas | crabbsie | 260 |
| 24. | The Granny Shaggers | hijimi | 259 |
| . | MonkeyLeap's nameless team | MonkeyLeap | 259 |
| . | Horrific Memories Of Gareth Barry | roybacon | 259 |
| 27. | FC Hammerthrowers | ajm8283 | 258 |
| . | Cattermole | Allypembers | 258 |
| 29. | ABCDEFC | Jesstival | 257 |
| 30. | Dial-a-Euro | Dial Square | 255 |
| . | Twatburg Kickers | thamas | 255 |
| 32. | Liz's Losers | lzz | 254 |
| 33. | marranos conversos | luiccin | 252 |
| 34. | Vardy Bum | LMC74 | 251 |
| 35. | Twatan Uber Allies | davedanon | 250 |
| . | Newcastle Disunited | ryanlynch | 250 |
| . | NiksZonderNed | TRaney | 250 |
| 38. | A Twat Prestwat | dancingadsie@hotmail.com | 249 |
| . | Schiedam Scheenschoppers | Esic | 249 |
| . | Tautaun Hothspurs | f_neil | 249 |
| . | CCCPie | TomD | 249 |
| 42. | Sados | karlmer | 248 |
| . | Lennons Lemons | knicholls | 248 |
| 44. | un, deux, twat | mr_hedgehog | 247 |
| . | Novery Athletic | Redstarbhoy | 247 |
| 46. | The Daley Star | timperry | 245 |
| 47. | Red Star Belgravia | quattrobhoy | 244 |
| 48. | Burger Me | Bromeo | 243 |
| . | The Danny Mills love and positivity squad | Worz | 243 |
| 50. | Only When I Lafferty | IngeHalandsKnee | 242 |
| . | The Tribute Act | MonkeyBoy | 242 |
| . | MVPs (Most Villlified Players) | tracyblogstheworldcup | 242 |
| 53. | Giroud's Impeccable Hair | Doonhamer87 | 241 |
| . | BK Röva | Franck | 241 |
| . | this would've been easier if Scotland qualified | roferg | 241 |
| 56. | Twatan Ibrahimovic | JamaicanMe_Crazy | 240 |
| . | Iawn cont! | Rhi | 240 |
| 58. | ABCDE fc | gareth1888 | 239 |
| . | Derek Belm's Barbarians | groverboy | 239 |
| . | Recto-Verso | Martinus Scriblerus | 239 |
| . | Woy of the Wovers | MattBroom | 239 |
| . | Petr Bjarnason & Juanfran | notsteve | 239 |
| . | Snickarbo United | StJimmy | 239 |
| 64. | AC Brancaster | Old Shuck | 238 |
| 65. | Liga FC | kp_karamfiles | 237 |
| . | Effing Sodbury | nmrrenard | 237 |
| 67. | Boom Xhakalaka | dreams99 | 236 |
| . | The Wonderers | Harry Blaen | 236 |
| . | Anger Management | mandogofjelly | 236 |
| 70. | Pull the trigger | Knockknockknockingonheavensdoor | 235 |
| 71. | Twat Back Four | WidowTwatty | 234 |
| 72. | Eat More Chips, Don't Let Salad Win | barbski-wyvern | 233 |
| . | El Boe | Sheldonis | 233 |
| 74. | Im Shit. Aaaaaaaaah | Biopot | 232 |
| . | pseudoscally's nameless team | pseudoscally | 232 |
| . | Randy Jones Project | randy_jones | 232 |
| . | Kick all Humans | stoa | 232 |
| 78. | Yoda FC | Buswankers | 231 |
| . | Freed from Denayer | duffsticks | 231 |
| . | Cutting's Kyunts | Pavlova | 231 |
| . | Rui Costa was good | TheRoss | 231 |
| 82. | Armitage Shankly | Armitage Shankly | 230 |
| . | Red is Dead | Gabislak | 230 |
| 84. | Les Batards de Plongee | Finnman241 | 229 |
| . | Milk was a bad choice | jonw13 | 229 |
| 86. | Bee United | Brandonio | 228 |
| . | Paris Is Burning FC | Levin | 228 |
| . | The Pog on Debruyne Is All Mine, All Mine | Mr Mon | 228 |
| . | The Visionaries | phoebe | 228 |
| 90. | Le Saux Solid Crew | idoliser | 227 |
| . | Les Arses (sponsored by Fellaini's blonde fro) | Jonas | 227 |
| . | Break his f*ckin leg!! | keebs01 | 227 |
| . | Kvamme | Kurtz | 227 |
| . | Deportivo Daft Cunt | LeonWard | 227 |
| . | Rob Das's nameless team | Rob Das | 227 |
| 96. | freddy1mctwatface | aidannaughton | 226 |
| . | #Sadnessinhereyes | Bridgey | 226 |
| . | WAR CRIMINALS | dwildridge | 226 |
| 99. | Gerrys benefits scroungers | GerryCarney | 225 |
| . | Matchattwats | mybrainismissing | 225 |
| . | De Duikelaars | Sparklie | 225 |
| 102. | Expected Toulouse | colin bell | 224 |
| 103. | Inveterate No-hopers | Crarch | 223 |
| . | John Terry Is A C**t | Dragon f'n Aisu | 223 |
| . | Wails | DrNefario | 223 |
| . | KFC | keekeecox | 223 |
| . | kinky's nameless team | kinky | 223 |
| . | Shitkuntz | Wonan | 223 |
| 109. | Smeg Heads | Je suis pas Bob | 222 |
| . | Professionally Foul | Pat Pending | 222 |
| 111. | jamie vardy having a bacardi | lash | 221 |
| . | WoysWondrousWollopers | ManicIdler | 221 |
| 113. | Les Carton Rouges | diggerneil | 220 |
| . | kumtwats | knownot | 220 |
| . | Battle Royale FC | Lewisao | 220 |
| 116. | Yermawzyerda | bmixmaster | 219 |
| . | Beezy FC | KingWenger | 219 |
| . | Ceillgwd Cannu La Mode | riismeister | 219 |
| . | Dickmove | robertgardiner | 219 |
| . | Salt n Pepe | Rusty | 219 |
| . | Mum's Gone to Iceland | Sits | 219 |
| 122. | can australie come second in this? | alfanaut | 218 |
| . | Not Cricket | geopeo85 | 218 |
| . | No pasaran | Jimbo5765 | 218 |
| 125. | Real Ale Arthritic | Dunney | 217 |
| . | RoyHodgsonIsATwat | fogger | 217 |
| . | Allez les Bruise | Heno | 217 |
| . | Matt's Minions | mattymattmattmatt | 217 |
| . | Erewegoagain | YorkshireDangermouse | 217 |
| 130. | mancini<3 | jeffrulz4ever | 216 |
| . | Ta gueule | jpw | 216 |
| 132. | Make Quaresma Great Again | gpadgett | 214 |
| . | Men Behaving Chadli | Jackmca1 | 214 |
| . | dickheads78 | Mathieu78 | 214 |
| 135. | Wheres Inzaghi When You Need Him? | Ali c | 213 |
| . | [420] n0 sc0p3 360 | Jamsoup | 213 |
| . | HowCouldYouNotPickPepe? | SOAR1 | 213 |
| . | Very Tenables | Stephen C | 213 |
| . | Thugs4life | Ultras2k16 | 213 |
| 140. | The Hammers of Van Bommel | Fifes Finest | 212 |
| 141. | Diver City | AndyBud | 211 |
| . | Feisty Goats | Endo6 | 211 |
| . | rikkomas's nameless team | rikkomas | 211 |
| . | Le Coq's poor teeth | Sean of the Shed | 211 |
| . | Pepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe | wafer)bucks | 211 |
| 146. | L'entente Inamicale | MadameDignon | 210 |
| . | Los Patos | Rcm | 210 |
| . | Twat Among the Pigeons | seanm | 210 |
| 149. | The Rodney Grinter XI | Big Jim | 209 |
| . | Earth, Wind and Dier | DirtyLeeDee | 209 |
| . | Hello Steven. This is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me? | mattystan | 209 |
| . | TwattyPeculiar | MontyPeculiar | 209 |
| . | tenpastseven | tenpastseven | 209 |
| . | Lokomotiv Wrexham | twmaddocks | 209 |
| 155. | Argo fuck yourself | aidan | 208 |
| . | Wickwar Wanderers | Briswolf | 208 |
| . | Granite Shaka | danherd | 208 |
| . | Roy Keane Motivational Speakers | incandenza | 208 |
| . | Montesquieu United | j4cksargeant | 208 |
| 160. | Broken Busquets | carlosmg87 | 207 |
| . | 2 Goals 1 Cup | Jeb79 | 207 |
| 162. | Boomin Lovely II | BoominB | 206 |
| . | Aylesbury United | markymark123 | 206 |
| . | This team name is a Klopp out | Sakhosmacko | 206 |
| 165. | Twat Out Of Belgium | Andy Healing | 205 |
| . | Ballsteins | Dhowell | 205 |
| . | COCKLORD VESUVIUS | Toil | 205 |
| 168. | Springwells | manuelmagana | 204 |
| . | Eurotrash | mrbpme | 204 |
| . | Bone with the Wind | ospriet | 204 |
| 171. | Benzema's mates | JAubrey | 203 |
| . | Lowest Common Denomnator | richard.bosworth | 203 |
| 173. | Townes Van Twat | Davey74 | 202 |
| 174. | Forge Albion | aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB | 201 |
| . | Untied United | barbiewarrior | 201 |
| . | Utter Dross United | Falwheel | 201 |
| . | Getafe Ultras | Nickjones18 | 201 |
| . | RonalDOH | thejunedays | 201 |
| . | WhereMountainsBegin | wheremountainsbegin | 201 |
| 180. | Leighton Baines' Johnson | BabaDuda | 200 |
| . | Athletic Bilbaws | dunmoreish | 200 |
| . | Bing Bong | Langton24 | 200 |
| . | Les Cocks Sportifs | LightningHart | 200 |
| . | Tum's Thumpers | tumthumper | 200 |
| 185. | Ken Dodd's dad has a dog? | AlexTaeSe | 199 |
| . | daf count | Benni Murielli | 199 |
| . | Peruvian Interlopers | Kicko Ballo | 199 |
| 188. | 1st Pick Pepe | adriana888 | 198 |
| . | Deficient Mode's nameless team | Deficient Mode | 198 |
| . | Les Ferdinand | Paddy O'D | 198 |
| . | Balkan Bastards | snapper | 198 |
| 192. | notcricket | jcj99 | 197 |
| . | BestGuess | nathjones | 197 |
| . | Anthrax All Stars | Turku Thunderklutz | 197 |
| 195. | les chevres perdues | alasdaircorfield | 196 |
| . | Chunky Norwich | Kevchenko | 196 |
| 197. | Don'tMessiwithus | nskglj | 195 |
| . | Pogboom XI | paris75 | 195 |
| . | Stupid Sexy Flandern | scratchmonkey | 195 |
| . | Mt. Airy Ambulancers | sforman71 | 195 |
| 201. | bolu | bolu | 194 |
| . | Citadel Admirals | JoerT | 194 |
| . | Los Falcons | Juancius | 194 |
| 204. | Straight Down the Tunnel | aliroger | 193 |
| . | #clickb@it.co.ck | DONDAVIDO | 193 |
| . | Rockfield Rovers | Helzbelz17 | 193 |
| 207. | Giroud's Beard | Cardiff | 192 |
| . | NiceInNiceNSleazy | Dunkerque Gare de Nord | 192 |
| . | BallfootXI | Marckristians | 192 |
| . | Hummertime! | matHumm | 192 |
| . | Ephemeral twats | mayfly | 192 |
| . | Preston Knob Ends | moose | 192 |
| . | ABCDE FC | richsmall | 192 |
| . | Hayes kebab | Scotty | 192 |
| . | 11 Fellainis | Simon Allen | 192 |
| . | Thugs United | spartak | 192 |
| . | Twat King Goal | Yogi | 192 |
| 218. | Take That You Cunt | Andoni Goikoetxea | 191 |
| . | Mesuts Left foot | Conroy | 191 |
| . | When Harry met Alli | JIM | 191 |
| . | McRillen 's nameless team | McRillen | 191 |
| 222. | NotVery Athletic | BBBilly | 190 |
| . | Munrow | myopicFILLERpolicy | 190 |
| . | chippy twats | noj | 190 |
| . | PIKUFERRIDOS | Pikupro | 190 |
| . | Forza Oeteldonk | Remco o | 190 |
| 227. | twatterflies | butterflyeffect | 189 |
| . | Chiselling Twatters | Col | 189 |
| . | Foullaini | ferdie | 189 |
| . | Hamilton Lackadaisical | frenchcricket | 189 |
| . | Cunting Fuckhats | matt j | 189 |
| . | Šural Beat You | SamBeaton | 189 |
| 233. | Nottingham Prisa | Carlitos | 188 |
| . | Exeter Shitty | Grecian | 188 |
| . | Les Rat-Salauds | jwdidier27 | 188 |
| . | RG4 Krew | stirling_andy | 188 |
| . | WarmUp | Travis | 188 |
| . | Twat's The Way (I Like It) | VinceNoir | 188 |
| 239. | Norfolk United | M Bo Car Knee | 187 |
| 240. | Brother Walfrid's Shamrock | Brother Walfrid | 186 |
| . | Absolutely Fabregas | simeonbright | 186 |
| 242. | cocks n balls | bignosebignose | 185 |
| . | Propre Naughty | CraigeyTwat | 185 |
| . | Pound Sterling | Danny | 185 |
| . | penguinburger | Hugh | 185 |
| . | Real Madras | Jgib92 | 185 |
| . | The French Mistake | Toby Gymshorts | 185 |
| . | Twattingham United | Twat | 185 |
| 249. | Salchichas peleonas | Ivo | 184 |
| . | RandyLernerYouIgnorantTwat | Mr Beast | 184 |
| . | Stirlings Love Child | Sladey | 184 |
| . | St Ephene | Stephen Morrow | 184 |
| . | God Love A Trier | Tef Tong | 184 |
| . | Nieuwegein Kneebiters | Wouter_D | 184 |
| 255. | Belchem | Belchybaby | 183 |
| . | Eintwat Frankfurt | Elie | 183 |
| . | Parmo Republique | IthicaMatt | 183 |
| . | We Will Try | Knibbler | 183 |
| . | Les Bleu Balls | SolidChris | 183 |
| 260. | Bad Erdely | adhoc | 182 |
| . | Dier-bolical | DespicableTea | 182 |
| . | Puta | ltb72 | 182 |
| . | Porky's Team | mark | 182 |
| . | No hopers | mbyron91 | 182 |
| . | Les Toits | Rogin | 182 |
| 266. | Turd Lanark | graeme | 181 |
| . | Sommertime Kuckout | PaperRustler | 181 |
| . | test's nameless team | test | 181 |
| . | Maccabi de Levantar | Zassiel | 181 |
| 270. | CRS Sports and Social Club | Albert Herring | 180 |
| . | Cheddington Twats | Bunteh | 180 |
| . | Chouette Over | Post-Rafalite | 180 |
| . | Rover the Hill | reloaded | 180 |
| . | Red Card Belgrade | S-V | 180 |
| 275. | Charlie's twats | Charlie | 179 |
| . | abbs | D15rael1 | 179 |
| . | Gazza should be starting | Doggler | 179 |
| . | Les Bleus | FabioGrosso2006 | 179 |
| . | Bales monkey magic | Ianwhizz | 179 |
| . | Pepetitis | matthewcr | 179 |
| . | Priceless Mings Vase | MingsVase2002 | 179 |
| . | FC Hangover | OODonovan | 179 |
| . | They think he falls over | saintmatt | 179 |
| . | The Imaginary Card Wavers | silpher | 179 |
| 285. | Soccer Balls of Twats | chazatwat | 178 |
| . | CSKA Twat | chosmops | 178 |
| . | Munkletwatvia | dmlc133 | 178 |
| . | norfolk&chance | glynnlad1 | 178 |
| . | Liberté, égalité, Injurié | Liberté, égalité, Injurié | 178 |
| . | A bunch of Kuntz | rknowlesy | 178 |
| 291. | Doghampton | Dagk | 177 |
| . | Athletic Bilbo Baggins | DiegosLeftHand | 177 |
| . | Who's Who of Twats | Etienne | 177 |
| . | kicked in the nuts | kjwcanary | 177 |
| . | Rainy night in Stoke | Luca Brasi | 177 |
| . | Team Twat | Mike | 177 |
| . | Hungary for Turkey | Robbie_Sheath_ | 177 |
| . | Meistermannschaft Schadenfreunde - Champions at Deriving Pleasure from the Misfortune of Friends | willriley87 | 177 |
| 299. | Crispy's cox | crispy | 176 |
| . | Sellick | Cumbernauldbhoy | 176 |
| . | Zaza Zoom | Liquidator | 176 |
| . | Marek HamŠick Tackle, Bruv | Malerrr | 176 |
| . | Parry Ain't German | Red Raw | 176 |
| . | Legaliseincestnow | rollnrock | 176 |
| . | thelosers | swagdaddy69 | 176 |
| . | Absolutely Fabregas | TheMonk1983 | 176 |
| 307. | Peru Celtic | BobbyPeru | 175 |
| . | Twazzers aka Cozzer's Twats | cozzer | 175 |
| . | Dan's Twats | DanHerring | 175 |
| . | Pubes unknighted | Edglyn | 175 |
| . | Twatzermans's nameless team | Twatzermans | 175 |
| 312. | Stags | Bill | 174 |
| . | Loco Motive Bongo | bongo | 174 |
| . | The Yogic Fliers | chrismiracle | 174 |
| . | Twats on Tour | NicolaBlue | 174 |
| . | Lallanas in Pyjamas | Slash247 | 174 |
| . | They think it's Moldova, well it Chisinau | tomdale | 174 |
| . | Super Monkey Ballers | ukdazs | 174 |
| 319. | bryanod's nameless team | bryanod | 173 |
| . | The Face Clutchers | ely | 173 |
| . | Total Twatball | Garry Brooke | 173 |
| . | Cunterfussball | Mr Sweetwine | 173 |
| 323. | andrew7610's nameless team | andrew7610 | 172 |
| . | dead beats | merkin | 172 |
| . | Nous allons devoir soulever des montagnes | nderoeck | 172 |
| . | Raziq Rauf | Raziq Rauf | 172 |
| . | The Lenjani Stance | Shadey67 | 172 |
| 328. | potato11 | arglc | 170 |
| . | Charles de Paul Pogba | Bawzzy | 170 |
| . | Ameobi | Shola | 170 |
| 331. | Electrolysis for Dissidents | Aquista | 169 |
| . | Tiki Taka FC | brooksie_27 | 169 |
| . | Neville say Neville Neville again | kenjuggle | 169 |
| 334. | Eagle XI | eagleXI | 168 |
| . | Twatchester United | kiwizoidberg | 168 |
| . | There's Nolito | MrNovember | 168 |
| . | People's Republic of Macaroon | Nishlord | 168 |
| 338. | Borogiant138's nameless team | Borogiant138 | 167 |
| . | Mike Smiths Gazelles | Gog | 167 |
| . | Twatterati | JM10 | 167 |
| 341. | Ipswich Town Euro FC | globus71 | 166 |
| . | Danny Mills is a braindead moroon | Pixelman | 166 |
| 343. | Yugoeuro | pz | 165 |
| . | Twatballking | twatballking | 165 |
| 345. | Kanes Waynes and Immobiles | Owls about that | 164 |
| . | Luis Suarez's poor missuses clit | t22tsw | 164 |
| 347. | Iceland | brokenhighways | 163 |
| . | I Am Twatan | TristansDad | 163 |
| 349. | Athletico St Hubbins | Stan | 162 |
| . | Septic Twatter | SwissV | 162 |
| 351. | Vinnie Jones' Disciples | byron87 | 161 |
| . | Suplex City | JakeRadio | 161 |
| . | Murder on Zidane's Floor | ryanc | 161 |
| . | Eurovillains | sexybabe1234 | 161 |
| . | Dr Twatson's team of knobs | tronson | 161 |
| 356. | Raoul Moatdrid | baddams | 160 |
| . | Jean-Paul Bellendo's Invitation XI | Benjm | 160 |
| . | Kyle Lafferteam | bird table | 160 |
| . | bad players fc | pugoholic | 160 |
| . | Payet When It Sizzles | Sun Ji HIGH OFF YOUR BALLS | 160 |
| . | Black Eyed Pees | Zebedee83 | 160 |
| 362. | Johnny Foreigner | Frank Pants | 159 |
| . | VinniesBoyz | Gazza21 | 159 |
| . | Kotzende EuroFotzen | imp | 159 |
| . | The Jack Attack | Jack | 159 |
| . | Winners | Puppyvac | 159 |
| . | Bande de cons à part | StevieC | 159 |
| 368. | Cheerio XI | themaggot | 158 |
| . | Real Sociopaths | VendorOQN | 158 |
| 370. | Check your ref, watch | ianatkins21 | 157 |
| 371. | IFK-Y | IFK-Y | 156 |
| . | Woy of the Wovers | Ivory Toast | 156 |
| . | Sporting Nothing | Ru66 | 156 |
| . | We are the champs | We are the champions | 156 |
| 375. | FC Fantwatstic | MaddJake13 | 155 |
| . | Doorzakkers monster (DZM) | Terones | 155 |
| 377. | Benjamin Massing | BenjaminMassing | 154 |
| . | Strathcarnage Twats | evilC | 154 |
| 379. | Puck you miss | Drifty | 153 |
| . | Eurotwats'r'us | Eurotwat | 153 |
| . | josh_is_twat | josh_is_twat | 153 |
| . | The Titzer Firm | Satch | 153 |
| 383. | Chopper-holics | davet83 | 152 |
| . | fnord Apatheticals | fnord | 152 |
| 385. | OWEN MONEY FC | charlieowen1 | 151 |
| . | Farce on Grass FC | harrybrown | 151 |
| . | Better Than Sevco | Otisbd | 151 |
| 388. | Andre the giant has a posse | AndreTheGiant | 150 |
| . | Brexit Megs It | Flunkflunkadiddleit | 150 |
| . | Nygard | Ginola | 150 |
| . | Pobody's Nefect FC | KeejayOV2 | 150 |
| . | The Dier Fuchs | Xuanzang | 150 |
| 393. | B wear ya pussy | Bmcq70 | 149 |
| . | NO EYE IN TEEM | OCR | 149 |
| 395. | Hadrian's Wallies | Gerontophile | 148 |
| 396. | Gareth Bale on the Ale | cee2016 | 147 |
| . | Spartak Maxton | JamieMaxton | 147 |
| . | Milton Friedman Dons | Nesta | 147 |
| . | Garotta di Ansjovis | Thaipower82 | 147 |
| 400. | Big Mac and Chips FC | Mcmahond84 | 146 |
| 401. | Liberte,Egalite,Twat | Andy Crawford | 145 |
| . | Oscar for being a c*nt goes to...Pepe | JamArm89 | 145 |
| . | Real Sociopath | Ross | 145 |
| 404. | Boomin Lovely | Boominbradley | 144 |
| . | Team Grisedale | Grisedaw | 144 |
| . | CanWeNotKnockIt | kennymunro | 144 |
| . | White Hart Pain | richormerod | 144 |
| . | Twatford | Wack | 144 |
| 409. | Twat FC | MajornasMilan | 143 |
| . | Out On Bale | Nick92 | 143 |
| 411. | Misbehave | Deano | 142 |
| . | FC Fromage | meech18 | 142 |
| 413. | Bennies | Benny | 141 |
| . | Fiorentina Turner | blvd93 | 141 |
| . | Masters of the Universe | clasudaso | 141 |
| . | The Nasty Shits | dillsley721 | 141 |
| . | murder on zidane's floor | JacobTopham | 141 |
| . | The Misconductors | OneSickFuck | 141 |
| . | precious twats | samlassman | 141 |
| . | Back of the Netzer | tyleed | 141 |
| . | Je Suis InSeine | Zoe Wan-Kenobi | 141 |
| 422. | Je suis Zlatan | Avenir | 140 |
| . | Les mauvais perdants | Diggerc | 140 |
| . | Fail Again. Fail Worser. | mattimusprime | 140 |
| . | Kane & Abel Xavier | SuperJ | 140 |
| . | Dover Divers | yerfatma | 140 |
| 427. | Celtic | McAvennie | 139 |
| . | Steau Butcherfest | Runehammer | 139 |
| . | Chatte au neuf du Pepe | Wolf2 | 139 |
| 430. | Edgeley Park Erseholes | Nochoiceinthematter | 138 |
| . | Catford Twats | ScandieAndy | 138 |
| 432. | ReleaseTheKraken | Howie509 | 136 |
| 433. | Viva La Twats | Hooks | 135 |
| 434. | The Great State of Undress | jpconnelly | 134 |
| 435. | Twat FC | dechevboris92 | 132 |
| . | Twatball United | Julesh | 132 |
| 437. | FallOver 4 | dacman | 131 |
| 438. | 'Ave Some O' Twat | GroverCleveland2224 | 130 |
| . | Donald Trump XI | I saw Boris hanging out of Diane Abbott | 130 |
| . | Kiwi Twats | invervegas | 130 |
| 441. | Cesc And The City | jdw08uk | 128 |
| 442. | FC Vaffelrøre | Collina | 127 |
| . | Pulsating first half | oohbetty | 127 |
| . | ozfozzie's nameless team | ozfozzie | 127 |
| . | Rorymitchellster's nameless team | Rorymitchellster | 127 |
| . | Athletico Mince | RussPointon | 127 |
| . | Channelling Mahe | SaMule | 127 |
| 448. | Sporting Gesture | Aloysius | 125 |
| . | Cattermole's Chaps | LukeR73 | 125 |
| . | Mark Hughes' Quiet Fury | TeeJay1982 | 125 |
| 451. | Costa's Wrong Cheek | CloakAndDagger | 124 |
| . | Do that again son... | Hacking for Canada | 124 |
| . | Twattenham Twatspur | Shancock | 124 |
| . | ShitPuffin FC | thewoozle | 124 |
| . | Wichita Linesman | timbird | 124 |
| 456. | Zubi or not Zubi | blitzen | 123 |
| . | Los Bastardos | Gavros1876 | 123 |
| . | Moony Rah Rah | Mad_Man_Moon | 123 |
| . | Bellerín Sebastian | stejvic | 123 |
| 460. | Mokkel United | steftomesen | 122 |
| 461. | bayern bru | gregburke98 | 121 |
| 462. | Aarhus - in the middle of our street | colinwasp | 118 |
| . | joshmansonfire | joshman87 | 118 |
| . | Katesbush AFC | Katesbush | 118 |
| . | ________ | MartyP | 118 |
| . | Thirdpost twats | pepisin | 118 |
| 467. | Team 1 | ianjeffries | 116 |
| 468. | Tea & Busquets | Cougs1977 | 114 |
| 469. | George | don73 | 113 |
| 470. | Invershneck | Discmigi | 112 |
| . | Upstart Scrotum | mcdonnell | 112 |
| 472. | Mo The Original | momomomo | 110 |
| 473. | Newport Pagnell FC | mrrou | 109 |
| 474. | Scum bags | brays boys | 108 |
| 475. | Murder on Zidane Floor | Stevieg | 106 |
| 476. | dongododo | bernardlion | 104 |
| . | Dynamo Divers | Nightheron | 104 |
| 478. | Losers | ArizonaBay | 103 |
| . | Elly's team | Elly | 103 |
| 480. | Abu Hamza's Sock Puppets | markybhoy94 | 100 |
| . | Limp Pastit | tomisimpern | 100 |
| . | Sofa King Easy | trevg | 100 |
| 483. | Attila fuchs butko | SSS | 98 |
| 484. | Upson Downing | HelloNelly | 92 |
| 485. | Partick Shittle | porkiepiggy | 89 |
| 486. | Twattenham | Globulin | 88 |
| 487. | Leeroy and the Cunts | Leeroyb | 85 |
| 488. | Magnet and Steel | RB_208 | 84 |
| 489. | Van's Clowns | vanandrew | 83 |
| 490. | Rudd Star Belgrade | IM Jack Rudd | 82 |
| 491. | Buswuets | accleary | 80 |
| 492. | Dynamo biscuit | Yellowman | 64 |
| 493. | Cunts! Cunts everywhere! | MummyHazel | 63 |
| 494. | Harrisons Hooligans | ChrissyH | 50 |
