Unfortunately we at Twatball Towers will be skipping the 2018 World Cup. I've just had a relatively minor case of cancer; while it seems to to be sorted now, I and my family are still recovering from treatment and really don't need the additional hassle of getting everything up and running and making sure every game is covered in painstaking detail. We hope to see you all again for the 2020 Euros, assuming that the UK hasn't collapsed into civil disorder by then.

What is Twatball?

Twatball is a fantasy league game for the football Euros, turned on its head.

Select your dream XI of thugs, cheats and hapless bunglers, then sit back and watch them rack up points for red and yellow cards, own goals, blatant dives and missed penalties.

Twatball is completely free and you can set up your own custom leagues to compete against your friends, family and work colleagues.

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He's not on a yellow card yet HE IS NOW