the_league_of_extraordinary_arseholes - private league page

A 2016 steampunk-dieselpunk action adventure league

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Knights of Columbus (Ben Cahill) - score: 280

Iker Casillas Spain (0)

Sergio Ramos Spain (28) Chris Smalling England (14) Patrice Evra France (38) Pepe Portugal (8)

Bastian Schweinsteiger Germany (65) Dele Alli England (14) Aaron Ramsey Wales (47) Granit Xhaka Switzerland (28)

Jamie Vardy England (4) Graziano Pellè Italy (34)

Giroud's Impeccable Hair (Stevie Moffat) - score: 241

Hannes Halldórsson Iceland (56)

Chris Baird Northern Ireland (4) Jordi Alba Spain (12) Sergio Ramos Spain (28) Martin Škrtel Slovakia (53) Pepe Portugal (8)

Arda Turan Turkey (10) Juraj Kucka Slovakia (35) Glenn Whelan Ireland (16) Kim Källström Sweden (6)

Wayne Rooney England (13)

this would've been easier if Scotland qualified (roferg) - score: 241

Hannes Halldórsson Iceland (56)

Chris Baird Northern Ireland (4) Martin Škrtel Slovakia (53) Pepe Portugal (8)

Arda Turan Turkey (10) Dele Alli England (14) Amir Abrashi Albania (14) Marouane Fellaini Belgium (37)

Jamie Vardy England (4) Zoltán Gera Hungary (29) Cristiano Ronaldo Portugal (12)

Ta gueule (Joseph Wilkinson) - score: 216

Gábor Király Hungary (18)

Jonny Evans Northern Ireland (21) Chris Smalling England (14) Pepe Portugal (8) John O'Shea Ireland (14)

Andriy Yarmolenko Ukraine (30) Juraj Kucka Slovakia (35) Mihai Pintilii Romania (8) Marouane Fellaini Belgium (37) Kim Källström Sweden (6)

Nolito Spain (25)

The Hammers of Van Bommel (Tom) - score: 212

Wojciech Szczęsny Poland (-2)

Sergio Ramos Spain (28) Pepe Portugal (8)

Sami Khedira Germany (25) Sergio Busquets Spain (31) Granit Xhaka Switzerland (28) Marouane Fellaini Belgium (37) Axel Witsel Belgium (17) Daniele De Rossi Italy (15)

Jamie Vardy England (4) Gareth Bale Wales (21)

Lowest Common Denomnator (richard.bosworth) - score: 203

Wayne Hennessey Wales (12)

Kamil Glik Poland (18) Chris Smalling England (14) Martin Škrtel Slovakia (53) Ragnar Sigurdsson Iceland (18) Pepe Portugal (8) John O'Shea Ireland (14)

Caner Erkin Turkey (8) Aron Gunnarsson Iceland (38)

Hal Robson-Kanu Wales (14) Zlatan Ibrahimović Sweden (6)

Nottingham Prisa (Carlos) - score: 188

Manuel Neuer Germany (-18)

Jérôme Boateng Germany (37) Sergio Ramos Spain (28) Patrice Evra France (38) Bacary Sagna France (14) Pepe Portugal (8)

Marouane Fellaini Belgium (37) Kim Källström Sweden (6)

Cristiano Ronaldo Portugal (12) Michy Batshuayi Belgium (24) Stephan El Shaarawy Italy (2)

Meistermannschaft Schadenfreunde - Champions at Deriving Pleasure from the Misfortune of Friends (Will Riley) - score: 177

Wojciech Szczęsny Poland (-2)

Sergio Ramos Spain (28) Martin Škrtel Slovakia (53) Patrice Evra France (38) Pepe Portugal (8) Giorgio Chiellini Italy (8)

Sergio Busquets Spain (31)

Wayne Rooney England (13) Jamie Vardy England (4) Nani Portugal (-16) Cristiano Ronaldo Portugal (12)

Upstart Scrotum (mcdonnell) - score: 112

Etrit Berisha Albania (4)

James Collins Wales (9) Mërgim Mavraj Albania (14) Bruno Alves Portugal (1) Pepe Portugal (8) Andrea Barzagli Italy (13) Leonardo Bonucci Italy (22) Giorgio Chiellini Italy (8)

Ergys Kaçe Albania (10) James McClean Ireland (17)

Zlatan Ibrahimović Sweden (6)